Today’s HumanFuckery: Introducing…. Pornohub Records (11/29/2016)

PornoHub Records

This possibly could be a win/win for PornoHub! If this record label doesn’t materialize into anything they can fall back on what got them successful.. With that being said, we at humanfuckery.com wish you all the best in the record business! Above is the first official music video Mykki Blanco feat. Jean Deaux – “Loner” and a link with more information on how you can get your music discovered!

source:http:digitalmusicnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Woman’s Tirade.. (11/29/2016)

It is apparent that this lady is off her meds! In this 10 minute tirade she carries on about how she voted for Trump, how she is being discriminated against by the workers in the store, and calls the cops because she’s being discriminated against. We personally think this lady needs a hobby, which is ironic because this fuckery happened in a Michael’s (arts and craft store) or she needs to get some dick in her life, MAYBE that will calm her ass down.. If shes acting out like this over nothing, I’m sure her craziness has scared away quite a few men!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Cafe Sells Nazi Smoothies (11/28/2016)

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Nazi Smoothies

This fuckery speaks for itself! Check the link above for more information on this bullshit product!

source:mirror.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas Man Arrested For Passing Out Porn DVDS During Halloween (11/28/2016)

Man Arrested For Handing Out Porn DVD’S During Halloween

I know this story is a little old but there is just too much fuckery going on here! I can see how this could of happened, their was a time and point in my life where I had acquired a vast collection of burnt disk and there were times when I’d burn something and forget to label the disk or I’d even mislabel a disk. In this case, I wonder what made this man think that kids would want his old DVDs? Do children actually use DVDs anymore? Why would you pass out DVDs not knowing what are on them? I wonder what type of porno was discovered in this incident of fuckery? So many questions that need answers!!!!

source:wfaa.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 11 Year Old Boy In Canada Takes Family Van For Joyride (11/28/2016)

At least this boy didn’t cause any damage or harm to others or himself! Whenever I hear a case of kids stealing their parent’s vehicles I instantly think of Latarian Milton!!

see also: 5 year old and 3 year old take a joy ride

source:www.ctvnews.ca

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Attempts To Rob Chipotle, Only Manages To Get Away With A Burrito (11/27/2016)

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Chipotle Robber Only Manages To Steal Burrito

People still eat Chipotle after that E.coli outbreak? We at humanfuckery.com are glad that no one was injured in this botched robbery…

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Homeless Man’s Abode (11/27/2016)

I stumbled on this guys abode via Instagram a few weeks back and I was unaware that a full clip was available. I must say that this guy has a great set up for what limited resources he has!!!

HodgePodge Fuckery: Alain Robert A.K.A French Spider-man Climbs Barcelona Sky Scraper (11/26/2016)

Alain Robert, you are one gutsy human being! This isn’t his first climbing stunt! If you have some spare time on your hands go head and type his name into YouTube to see more of his crazy climbs!!!!

Today’s humanfuckery: Man Receives Porno From RedBox Instead Of Central Intelligence (11/26/2016)

I swear that if the porno was of a better genre those two may have had much more of an enjoyable night!!!

source:fox40.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mother Accused Of Injecting Shit (Feces) Into Son’s IV! Her Son Has Leukemia (11/26/2016)

Mother Accused Of Injecting Shit Into Sons IV

I’ve officially decided that here at humanfuckery.com we will be putting up a poll at the end of our fiscal year(Sept) for you viewers out there to vote on certain categories such as: mother/father of the year, saddest story of the year, craigslist listing of they year, ect.ect.. With that being said, I honestly think we have a front runner in the Mother Of The Year Category!

(UPDATE 12/28/2019): This “mom” Was Sentenced To 7 Years In Prison For This Fuckery!!

source:wric.com