Hodgepodge Fuckery: Woman’s Car Accidentally Stolen, Returned With Apology Note, And Gas Money!!! (10/27/2016)

It was a class act providing gas money for the whole mix up, personally I would’ve been content with just receiving my vehicle back!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Forced To Marry Her Rapist Which Ultimately Lead To Her Suicide (10/27/2016)

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This Fuckery is from India. First off, humanfuckery.com sends our condolences to this woman’s family and friends. I feel as if we as Americans sometimes forget how differently women are treated worldwide and how much fuckery some go through daily.

source:independent.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Son Knocks Mom Unconscious With Hockey Stick For Not Letting Him Get Taco Bell(10/26/2016)

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Son Knocks Out Mom Over Taco Bell!!

Lets be real folks…. Taco Bell is garbage and not good enough to make you wanna smack your momma .. One thing that baffles me after reading this article is this…. This kid is 22 years old, you mean to tell me he doesn’t have the resources to come up with 5 fucking dollars to buy his own fucking nasty ass taco bell?

source:www.rt.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Attempts To Pay Hooker With Quarter Pounder With Cheese Value Meal From Mcds (10/26/2016)

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Man Attempts To Pay For Hooker With Mcds

Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:inquisitr.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Cuts Off Dick After Parents Pressure Him To Marry Again (10/26/2016

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Man Cuts His Dick Off

I understand this man’s frustrations..It’s never fun when your parents or family pester you about anything, let alone you finding a spouse. His parents must of been very adamant, persistent, and down right annoying if he took this extreme measure! Humanfuckery.com’s advice to this man is to take your time in finding a new spouse, hell if you want to be alone the rest of you life, fuck it do that! Get well soon!

source:m.gulfnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Slaps 25 Bitches In Chicago (10/25/2016)

While browsing on Instagram earlier tonight I came across a post with this picture on the left screen of this video.. I promptly went to google and typed in Man Slaps 25 Bitches In Chicago which lead me to Coovtv video. Coovtv gives a hilarious break down of this picture that is circulating! Shot out to Coovtv for this one!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Suge Knight Sues Dr.Dre!! Claims Dre Hired A Hitman To Kill Him (10/25/2016)

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For a quick synopsis of what fuckery Suge is on, watch the video! For more in depth coverage of the fuckery Suge is on click the link! If what Suge is claiming is true, why hasn’t he attempted to sue earlier than this? Dre’s lawyers are gonna have Suge looking like this again!! TKO!!!

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source:rollingstone.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Poisoned Co-Workers With Window Cleaner (10/25/2016)

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Woman Poisoned Co-Workers With Window Cleaner!

I’m glad that no one was injured too badly (besides upset stomach/diarrhea ) . This lady is gonna have a tough time probably finding work after this stunt because she is going to have to answer the standard question that every job interviewer ask you, ” Why’d you leave your last job?”

source:.independent.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: The Hunt For Michael Vance (10/25/2016)

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It truly shows what type of society we live in if a person on the run takes a timeout from being a fugitive and post a Facebook Live status of him being on the run! We are truly in a “look at me” society,no questions about it! Now that I’m off my soapbox, I want to say to everyone in Oklahoma and surrounding areas to be on alert for Michael Vance! Not only is he armed, he is also armed with the package (AIDS).. Be safe out there everyone!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Family’s Home Broken In And Vandalized Twice!! Suspect Leaves Letter Stating KKK Is Behind Break Ins (10/24/2016)

This story of fuckery is just sad. These idiots who did this went way overboard with dousing this couples kids beds with gasoline. I hope this shit doesnt just get swept under the rug by local authorities and they actually do something to find the culprits of this hate crime!

source:wqad.com