Today’s HumanFuckery: Brawl At Chuck E Cheese’s (10/5/2016)

I really hope when my kid is old enough to go to Chuckie Cheese or any arcade that this fuckery doesn’t happen. I would probably be harboring stress from the humdrum and monotony of the week, so with that being said I would destroy some parents worlds, promplty steal their tokens/tickets, and then attempt to hop the prize counter to get some prizes for my child!

Hodgepodge Fuckery: @spiceadams Dub Over Of French Man Goes Ballistic In Apple Store!! (10/4/2016)

This dude is highly upset with Apple (Part 1)

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If you folks aren’t following @spiceadams on Instagram you’re truly missing out! Spice is always adding great hilarious content that never gets old! Kudos Spice on this dub over! Hands down this is the best thing I’ve seen all day!

See also: French Man Goes Ballistic In Apple Store

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mom Leaves Her 3 Kids At Home While She Vacationed In Cancun!! (10/4/2016)

Mom Leaves Kids At Home While Vacationing

This vacation must of been much needed if your going to say ahhhhh fuck it, my kids are able to fend for their selves! SMH.. This “mom” Couldn’t find a family member, friend, hire a nanny for a few days, or not go at all because her kids aren’t gonna be taken care of??

source:wtvr.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Where the Fuck Did These Creepy Ass Clowns Come From??? (10/04/2016)

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Creepy Ass Clowns

It has come to my attention that there is some clowns on fuckery lately.. Now I’m not afraid of clowns by any means, but if they are showing up at odd hours, wielding weapons (allegedly), trying to lure kids into the woods, and in general being down right creepy I might just be afraid. Leave the children alone clowns, you’re gonna make them develop Coulrophobia!!

Bonus link:Runners Encounter Creepy Clown On Bridge

sources: nbcnews.com
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Today’s HumanFuckery: Train Surfing Russian Girl (10/3/2016)

This chick is obviously bored in mother Russia! Be careful out there young lady, I dont wanna have to write about your tragic death on humanfuckery.com!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Teen Throws Newborn Baby OUT Second Story Window!!! (10/3/2016)

Teen Tosses Baby Out Window

This is truly sad. There’s a couple out there who aren’t blessed with the abilities to create their own child who would of gladly taken this baby! Now in return two lives have been lost because this girl is definitely going to be charged with killing this child. RIP!!

source:abc7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Pennsylvania Drug Dealer Hides 110 Herion Bags In His ASS!!! (10/2/2016)

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Dealer Hides Heroin In ASS

Again with the ass being a premier hiding place!!!

see also: Mint employee smuggling gold in ass)

source:wwmt.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Loses Briefcase Full Of Cocaine!!! Asks Cops If The Briefcase Was Found!! (10/2/2016)

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Briefcase full of Coke

I’m hoping he wasn’t fronted all of these drugs!! If that is the case his dealer better hope his ass isn’t gonna flip and become a informant for the state!!

source:kiro7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Vitalli Sediuk Tried To Sniff Kim Kardashian’s Ass (10/1/2016)

I know I’m a little late on this one (actually forgot to post it the day I saw it). The Conjones on this guy… I wonder if got to smell what that thang smelt like (Black Jesus reference!!)

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Wanted For Using Dinosaur Statue To Get Off! (10/1/2016)

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Nasty Skank Gets Off Using Dino Statue!!

This is a real head scratcher! I’m just gonna chalk this one up and say that this lady had to be under the influence of some sort of drug or drunk!

source:craveonline.com