Today’s Fuckery: Florida Man Arrested For Stomping On Person’s Face For Not Social Distancing!! (2/1/2021)

Don’t Stand So Close To Me!!

Excerpt From Article:

The victim told deputies that they went up to talk to Smith, but he asked them to go away because they were too close. The person did leave, but came back and that’s when Smith got angry at the victim.

Collier County deputies said Smith pushed the victim over and stomped on his face. A worker at Willough restrained Smith before he could stomp on the person’s face again

The victim’s dentures were knocked out and they were left with several bruises on their face, according to deputies.
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He gave the victim a fair warning!! BUT.. DAMN!!! He didn’t have to do this man like that.. We at humanfuckery.com wish the victim a speedy recovery!!

source:nbc-2.com

Fuckery We Missed:Toronto Man Arrested For Stealing Dirty Diapers From Trash Bin!! (1/30/2021)

Diaper Thief Arrested In Toronto!!

Excerpt From Article:

Toronto Police say three such incidents took place between Dec. 1 and Jan. 23 at a house in the Woodbine Ave. and Gerrard St. E. area. A couple noticed someone had been rifling through their green bin, cops say.

Investigators said the man was also captured on CCTV surveillance video.

The diapers were not smeared on the property, Const. Caroline de Kloet said Thursday.

The motive is still being determined, she added.
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At a loss for words with this fuckery!! Unfuckin real!!!

see also:Colorado Father Allegedly Murdered His Son When The Teen Discovered Photos Of Father Eating Shit From A Diaper While Dressed In Women’s Clothing!!!

see also: Arizona Man Pretends To Have Down Syndrome So Caregivers Would Bathe Him!!!

see also:New Orleans Man Pretended To Be Disabled To Trick Home Care Workers Into Changing His Diaper!!! (11/16/2019)

source:torontosun.com

Today’s Fuckery: Florida Man Steals Tow Truck As Revenge For Company Previously Towing His Car!!! (1/28/2021)

Florida Man Steals Tow Truck Because Company Towed His Car In The Past!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A man who stole a tow truck from Orange County is behind bars in Alachua County.

The stolen “Car Store Towing” truck was spotted by a state trooper traveling northbound on I-75 last Wednesday.

When the troopers pulled him over, they found Aimee Onggo behind the wheel. The 30-year-old told troopers he stole the tow truck because the towing company towed one of his cars in the past.

Investigators found meth in his shirt pocket.
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Florida Man back at it again… There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:wcjb.com

Fuckery We Missed: Missouri Couple Accused Of Fake Bomb Threat To Preschool So One Could Get Day Off!! (1/25/2021)

Bomb Threat Called At Daycare In Mizzou

Excerpt From Article:

Janet Porzelt, 40, and Evan Hauserman, 39, both of the 2000 block of Parker Road, were charged with two counts apiece of making a false bomb report and two counts apiece of making a terrorist threat.

Hauserman made the threats to Primrose School because Porzelt, an employee at the school, did not want to go to work but still wanted to be paid for a full day, charging documents say.

Hauserman used an anonymous texting application with a fake phone number to call in the threats, prosecutors say.

After the first call, on Jan. 12, the preschool evacuated everyone in 36-degree weather. On Thursday, after the second threat, the preschool evacuated more than 90 people, including infants who had to be rolled in the parking lot in cribs.
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Hopefully you dumb fucks get prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law pulling fuckery to this magnitude… Sadly… Folks we’ve seen this same song and dance numerous times over the pass few years, feel free to view similar incidents of fuckery below in the see also links!!

see also:Florida Man ‘Having A Bad Day’ At Work Phones In Bomb Threat!!!

see also:Michigan Man Accused Of Calling In Bomb Threat And Mass Shooting Threat So Work Would Be Cancelled!!

see also:Man, 65, Made Fake Bomb Threat To Get Date With Flight Attendant!!!

see also:London Man Reports Fake Bomb Threat To Delay Flight He Was Running Late For!!!

see also: “You All Need To Get Out Of Here Because I’m Fixin’ To Blow It Up.” Mistaken As Bombthreat In Home Depot Bathroom!!

source:stltoday.com

Today’s Fuckery: Man Who Stole Ambulance In Texas Caught Ordering Food At Jack In the Box!!(1/23/2021)

Man Steals Ambulance, Arrested In Jack In Box Drive-Thru!!

Throughout the years we’ve seen our fare share of ambulance thefts but we’ve never seen a fucktard who thought it would be a great idea to make a quick stop at Jack n The Box in the middle of the heist! Please feel to visit some of our previous post that dealt with ambulance thefts in the see also links below..

see also:Woman Arrested After Stealing Ambulance To ‘Go Find Heroin’!!

see also: Florida Man Stole Ambulance Because He Needed A Car!!!

see also:Arizona Man Claims To Have Stolen Ambulance Because It Was Too Hot To Walk!!

see also:83 Year Old Man Steals Ambulance After Checking Out Of Hospital!!!

source:abc13.com

Fuckery We Missed: Couple Accused Of Eating Pot, Storing Pot In Body Cavity During Car Chase!!! (1/23/2021)

Pot Stored In Body Cavity!!
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Man I think this is the 3rd drugs stored in body cavity story we’ve posted this month, at this rate we may have a record year in that category!!

see also:Florida Man Stashes Cigs, Drugs In Ass During Traffic Stop!!!

see also: Florida Man Calls 911 About McDonald’s Order & Says He Has Cocaine ‘In His Butt’!!

source:fox5atlanta.com

Today’s Fuckery: Man Lived Inside O’Hare Airport For 3 Months Claimed He Was Too Afraid To Fly Home Due To Covid!! (1/18/2021)

Man Lives In O’hare Airport For 3 Months!!

Unreal!!! Someone one should be fired for not discovering this man ASAP!!

see also:Serial Stowaway’ Marilyn Hartman Arrested Again At O’Hare!!!

source:wgntv.com

Today’s Fuckery: Florida Man Stashes Cigs, Drugs In Ass During Traffic Stop!!! (1/16/2021)

Cigarettes & Drugs Found In Florida Man’s Ass During Jail Booking!!

Excerpt from article:

The driver gave deputies permission to search the vehicle after they said they recognized Wilson from previous law enforcement encounters.
When Wilson got out of the car a deputy noticed a bag of heroine by his feet and placed him under arrest, according to CCSO.

During a strip search at the Naples Jail Center deputies found a pack of 305 cigarettes inside of the 25-year-old’s anus with a clear baggie of fentanyl and burnt tin foil, deputies said.
Wilson is facing charges of drug possession and smuggling a controlled substance.
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We get attempting to conceal the drugs you had on you in your ass but why the cigarettes? Ah…. we get it you were speculating you’d need a smoke in jail or you thought that you’d already be set with some jail currency by smuggling the cigs in? Folks This isn’t the first nor last time we will post fuckery like this! Feel free to view similar fuckery in the see also links below…

see also:Florida Man Stashed 18 Grams Of Drugs In His ASS!!

see also:Woman Found With Gun Inside Of PUSSY During Strip Search Pleads Guilty!!

see also:Police Find Gun Concealed In Louisiana Man’s Ass During Arrest!!

see also:Woman Pulls Crack Pipe Out Of ASS While In Police Custody!

source:abc-7.com

Fuckery We Missed:Two Men Arrested After Returning To Rental Car Company To Retrieve Drugs!!(1/16/2021)

Can I Have My Drugs Back?

Excerpt From Article:

On Jan. 13, deputies of the Albany County Sheriff’s Office were alerted by a rental car company at Albany International Airport that an individual had left drugs in the vehicle they returned. Upon the deputies’ arrival, they encountered Aasim J. Hilts, 26, and Shariff A. Frasier who had returned to the airport to retrieve the drugs they forgot in the car.

After interviewing Hilts, he was discovered to have in his possession 140 glassine envelopes containing heroin, over 35 grams of MDMA, 62 counterfeit oxycodone pills pressed with fentanyl, 10 suboxone strips, marijuana, and over $5,600. Frasier was found to have marijuana on himself.
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Here’s a Humanfuckery.com P.S.A: If you ever lose your drugs somewhere do not , I repeat DO NOT go back and attempt to retrieve them! Consider the drugs lost and keep it moving!!! DUMBASSES

source:news10.com

Today’s HumanFuckery:Florida Men Robbed Graves Of Veterans Because They Have ‘Stronger Spirits,’ (1/9/2021)

Florida Men Robbed Graves Of Veterans Because They Have ‘Stronger Spirits,’

Should we be shocked that this fuckery happened in florida… UNBELIEVABLE!! We at Humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the families who had their loved ones bodies and grave damaged in this grotesque manner!!

see also:Former Caretaker Arrested in ‘Nightmare’ Desecration of Graves at Connecticut Cemetery!!

see also:Tennessee Man Went To Cemetery To Meet Date; Instead, Someone Shot At Him!!

see also:Woman Raped While Visiting Relative’s Grave!!

source:clickorlando.com