#TBT Fuckery: “If I’m Not using It, I Might As Well Shoot It Off!!! Man Threatens To SHOOT Off Own Dick After Wife Catches Him Watching Porn!! (10/4/2018)

(Originally Posted 5/17/2017)

Man Threatens To Shoot Off Own Dick

Excerpt From Article:

“If I’m not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” Robert C. Ahorner, 57, formerly of N7270 Highway 120, East Troy, told his wife during the argument, according to the complaint filed in Walworth County Court. On May 3, Walworth County sheriff’s deputies responded to the East Troy home and found what looked like four bullet holes in the floor of the master bathroom, according to the complaint.

Ahorner told a deputy he wanted to scare his wife and aimed the gun at the floor so the rounds would go into the basement, where no one was supposed to be, the complaint states. Ahorner admitted to drinking a 12-pack of beer the day of the incident. He said he started drinking about noon, according to the complaint. Ahorner’s wife said her husband has mental health issues and takes several medications, according to the complaint.

The wife told deputies she argued with Ahorner about 5 p.m. because he was looking at porn on the internet. Ahorner grabbed his then-unloaded 9mm semi-automatic pistol, pointed it at his penis and pulled the trigger, according to the complaint.
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Either his wife needs to start giving it up or he should look into finding pros on Backpage!!!

source:norfolkdailynews.com

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