Today HumanFuckery: Florida Man Became ‘Impatient’ On The Way To Buy Porn!!! (2/20/2019)

People Still Buy Porn??

Excerpt From Article:

Sheriff’s deputies say he admitted to masturbating while walking along a path near mile marker 102 toward the store Monday night, said Adam Linhardt, the Monroe sheriff’s office spokesman. A woman driving her car told deputies a man, who they say is Gaure, exposed himself to her.

Deputies found Gaure in the parking lot of the bay side store and asked him about the incident. He admitted to masturbating in public and seeing the woman in her car, according to Linhardt

He told deputies he was on his way to buy the video and began masterbating on the way because he was “impatient,” Linhardt said.
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Every time I frequent an adult book store (maybe twice a year or so) and I come across the DVD section I often ask myself “what type of person still buys porn DVDs when he or she can access unlimited free porn on the net”… Welp ladies and gentleman we have our answer…

source:miamiherald.com

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