Today’s HumanFuckery: ”Attack Squirrel” Rescued At Scene Of Alabama Meth Bust!! (6/19/2019)

”Attack Squirrel” Rescued In Alabama!!!

Excerpt From Article:

“Prior to the search warrant, investigators were informed that Mickey Paulk kept an ‘attack squirrel’ inside his apartment, and that Paulk fed the squirrel meth to keep it aggressive,” said sheriff’s spokesman Stephen Young in a news release.

Young said deputies found the squirrel inside a cage. Upon advice of state conservation officials, Young said, deputies released the squirrel into a nearby wooded area.
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Only a tweaker would attempt to turn a squirrel into an “attack squirrel”..Unbelievable! Folks we’ve said it before and we’ll say it again… Ladies and gentleman…. DONT DO METH!!

(UPDATE 6/28/2019):This Man Has Been Arrested!!

see also:Florida Man High On Meth Attacks Mattress In Jealous Rage!!

see also:Woman Tells Police Meth Shards Found In Purse Are ‘Healing Crystals’!!!

see also:Burglary Suspect Tells Police He Didn’t Do It Because He Doesn’t Normally Try To Steal While On Meth!!

source:al.com

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