Today’s HumanFuckery: Burglary Suspect Bathed, Cooked, Washed Clothes And More In Stranger’s Home!!! (10/18/2018)

Burglar Makes Himself At Home During Home Invasions!!

Excerpt From Article:

Limestone County investigators said Tyler Keefe Love “made himself at home” in a woman’s house on the 25000 block of Davis Avenue on Tuesday. The woman wasn’t home at the time but returned to find Love in her house, said sheriff’s spokesman Stephen Young.

“What are you doing in my home?” the woman shouted at Love, according to the sheriff’s office.

Love replied, “Washing clothes, Grandmama,” according to investigators.

Limestone County deputies and Ardmore police went to the home after the woman called for help. Police detained Love at the scene, Young said.

“…investigators found evidence that Love had spent a good deal of time inside the victim’s home,” Young said in a news release.

Deputies said evidence showed that Love had washed his clothes, taken a bath, clipped his toenails and searched through the woman’s cabinets, drawers and jewelry boxes.

“Love had also cooked a sandwich with a fresh onion, eggs, ham, butter, mayonnaise, and cheese that he found in the victim’s house,” Young said. “But he didn’t get a chance to eat it before he was arrested.”
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source:al.com

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