Today’s HumanFuckery: California Burglar Who Browsed Porn During Home Invasion Leaves His Jizz ON LAPTOP!!! (10/16/2018)

Burglar Rubs One Out During Robbery, DNA Leads To Suspect!!

Excerpt From Article:

The break-in happened Oct. 4, after four female college roommates in Orange left their home to go to an event together just before 9:30 p.m., the district attorney said in a news release. When they returned after 11 p.m., the women found their home ransacked.

A burglar had sneaked into the home through a window and raided the women’s bedrooms, leaving the women’s underwear strewn around the home, the district attorney said. The burglar also browsed porn online using one of the victim’s laptops, and used the computer to download pictures of the victim as well, according to the district attorney.

After leaving semen on the laptop, the burglar abandoned the computer in another of the women’s bedrooms, according to authorities. He also ate “multiple cookies” and drank milk from the women’s fridge before leaving the home, prosecutors said.
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We thought one of the objectives of a burglary is to get in and out quickly but obviously this man had enough time to find a video on Pornohub and rub one out.. Sadly, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen an incident of fuckery like this!!

see also:Man Stops To Watch Porn During Burglary!!

see also:Police Use DNA To Catch California Man Who Skeeted Through Fence!!

source:sacbee.com

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