Today’s HumanFuckery: Connecticut Fugitive Says He’ll Surrender if 15,000 People ‘Like’ His Wanted Poster on Facebook!! (5/23/2019)

15,000 Likes And I’ll Turn Myself In!!

Excerpt From Article:

Torrington police say 29-year-old Jose Simms, who is believed to be somewhere in New York, has seven arrest warrants and is being sought as a fugitive because he failed to show up for a court appearance.

Lt. Brett Johnson posted on the department’s Facebook page on Wednesday that Simms had contacted him through Facebook and agreed to turn himself in if the social post containing his poster gets 15,000 “likes.” Johnson says he tried to get Simms to agree to 10,000 “likes” but Simms wanted 20,000 — so they split the difference.

On Wednesday evening, the Facebook post eclipsed 15,000 likes, but Simms had yet to turn himself in.
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This fuckery just proves that we as a society are infatuated with likes and views from social media!! This fuckery is crazy because you know this man is gonna boast about this stunt forever and also this stunt is going to spawn other dumb wanted people to attempt the same shit.. SMH…

source:nbcnewyork.com

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