Today’s HumanFuckery: Drunk Florida Man Drives Walmart Courtesy Scooter Out Of The Store, Then Another Mile!! (8/21/2019)

Drunk Florida Man Steals Scooter From Wal-Mart!!

Excerpt From Article:

John Davis is accused of stealing a courtesy scooter from a St. Petersburg, Fla., Wal-mart shortly before 11 p.m. Friday, then riding it out of the store and driving for another mile before stopping at a gas station as the battery started to run out of juice, according to Pinellas County police.

Making matters worse, police say the 58-year-old motorist was intoxicated when he drove the $1,500 scooter to a WaWa gas station, where he told cops he’d planned to charge the battery.

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Man its been awhile since we’ve had a good scooter theft story, granted its not as good as some of our previous post but still.. Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more scooter thefts from Wal-mart..

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source:nydailynews.com

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