Today’s HumanFuckery: Elderly Florida Woman Accused Of Hitting Boyfriend With Metal Detector For Watching Porn!!! (10/17/2019)

77 Year Old Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend Over Porn??

Excerpt From Article:

Deputies could see bloody scratches all over the arm of a 70-year-old man when they responded to a domestic disturbance call Sunday night.

He told them that Jane Galitello, his 77-year-old girlfriend, attacked him, and he claimed it wasn’t the first time.

According to an arrest report reviewed by the Miami Herald, the couple had gotten into an argument Friday night after Galitello said she caught him watching porn.

Deputies said the man claimed he was only watching a show on Cinemax that just happened to feature a topless woman. Even so, he said the distinction didn’t matter to his significant other.

The man said she left a mark on him after hitting him in the head with a metal detector.
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Wow!!! This poor guy got attacked over some boobs being on tv!! After a quick google search for “Cinemax adult movie” the results stated that Cinemax has stopped airing their adult movies so therefore this man was telling the truth about this fuckery… Thank god this man wasn’t seriously hurt over this fuckery because….. we’ve posted fuckery similar to this story that ended in death (view see also links below)!!

see also:Wife Admits To Killing Husband After He Purchased Porn!!!

see also:“If I’m Not using It, I Might As Well Shoot It Off!!! Man Threatens To SHOOT Off Own Dick After Wife Catches Him Watching Porn!!!

source:wcjb.com

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