Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Arrested For Covering Sleeping Girlfriend In Ketchup!! (6/5/2019)

Ketchup Assault!!!

Excerpt From Article:

At around 4:45 AM Sunday, cops report, the victim awoke “to ketchup being poured on her by” Wagman, who was yelling, “That’s what you get, bitch.”

When police arrived at the residence, they found the woman “covered in ketchup.” Wagman denied the condiment attack, though a patrolman noted that “he has ketchup on the right side of his pants.”
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What a great waste of ketchup, as a ketchup enthusiast I’m shook by this fuckery!!

see also:California McDonald’s Manager Beaten, Choked by Woman Upset Over Missing Ketchup!!!

source:thesmokinggun.com

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