Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Attempts To Attack Officers With Large Dildo!!! (11/30/2017)

Dildo Attack!!

Excerpt From Article:

A man told officials that Donald Hornback, 71, was slumbering on his property.

Investigators saw Hornback “sleeping next to a bike inside the fence line of the victim’s property.”

Hornback was asked to pack up his belongings and leave.

He started yelling that “we had no right to remove him from the victim’s property.”

He put his belongings in a back pack and “picked up a large dildo and began to swing it around at the officers and the victim on scene,” a report states.
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We’re surprised that none of these cops “mistakenly” misidentified this dildo as a weapon and that they didn’t get trigger happy in this incident of fuckery!!!

source:tcpalm.com

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