Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man High On Meth Attacks Mattress In Jealous Rage!! (4/27/2019)

Tweaker Vs. Mattress

Excerpt From Article:

An apparently hallucinating Florida man used a bedpost to attack a mattress where he thought a man was hiding.

In a Facebook post , The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office quotes the girlfriend of 37-year-old Felipe Oquendo as saying that he began acting erratically early Friday. The girlfriend told deputies Oquendo thought she was cheating on him with a man he thought he saw in the mattress at their Fort Walton Beach home.

She said Oquendo hit the mattress with a bed post, ripped it apart and locked the bedroom door. She was able to escape and call police.
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Of course this fuckery happened in Florida… We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again….Ladies and gentlemen.. Don’t do meth!! Visit the see also links below for more meth fuckery!!!

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source:miamiherald.com

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