Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Tells Deputies Cocaine On His Nose Is Not His!!! (6/11/2019)

That’s Not My Coke On My Nose!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A Florida man had cocaine on his nose during a traffic stop in Hillsborough County, deputies said.

Deputies pulled over a car Monday and a passenger, Fabricio Jimenez, 20, had a white powdery substance on his nose, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said.

Jiminez’s nose was swabbed and the test came back positive for cocaine, according to deputies.

Deputies also located a backpack that they said contained 250 grams of marijuana and 13 Xanax pills. A search of Jimenez produced a small baggie of powder cocaine, the sheriff’s office Facebook post said.

While being arrested, Jimenez told deputies the cocaine on his nose was not his.

To quote the late great Rick James: “Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!” We at wish this young man all the luck in his upcoming court dates, hes going to need it!!

see also:Man ‘Pulled A Bag Of Coke From His Penis’ During Strip Search In Police Station!!

see also:Florida Woman Blames Coke In Purse On Windy Day!!!!!!

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