Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Test Drives Buick Off Dealership Lot, Never Returns It!! (2/13/2019)

Florida Man Steals Car During Test Drive!

Excerpt From Article:

Police said before Scurry drove off the lot with the Buick he test drove another vehicle and started filling out the necessary financial paperwork to purchase the car.

As Scurry and the other man waited outside for the sale associate, who was assisting other customers, they saw the Buick and went inside to ask to see it.

After the associate gave Scurry the key to the white Buick Verano, the pair drove it off the dealership lot.

The associate, after a short time, noticed the car and a tag from the dealership was missing and called the cell phone number listed on the financial paperwork.

Police said Scurry answered the phone and told the associate he would bring the Buick back before the dealership closed. The Buick was never returned and several calls went unanswered.
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Honestly we would like to know why you’d even attempt to pull fuckery like this?? The very first thing a dealership does before you take any vehicle off the lot is take down your information and obtain a copy of your drivers license.. It’s only a matter of time before this fucktard is caught!!

see also:Woman Accused Of Stealing Cars On Test Drives In Alabama!!

source:abcactionnews.com

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