Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Found With Baggies Containing Pills Inside Her ASS After DUI Arrest! (7/25/2018)

Baggies Containing Pills Found After DUI Arrest!!

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Hubbard said she’d been at a doctor’s office where she received “botox injections.” She said she was taking Xanax, used in treating anxiety and panic disorders, the painkiller Percocet, and Subutex, used in treating opioid addiction.

She agreed to take field sobriety exercises, saying she could perform the tasks. She noted she couldn’t put all her weight on her left leg and had a “boob job” weeks earlier but was OK.

After participating in the exercises, Hubbard was arrested on a DUI charge.

At the jail, a corporal reported Hubbard tried to pull something from her rectum, the last section of the large intestine that ends at the anus.

“He stated she had been at it for quite some time,” an affidavit states.

Deputies fished out two plastic baggies from the toilet where Hubbard was sitting. Dissolved pills were in the toilet.

Hubbard said “nothing” was in the baggies.

“I pointed out that no one would attempt to hide ‘nothing’ and asked what was in them,” a report states. “She refused to tell me and stated they were empty bags.”

Empty bags typically are stored in pantries as opposed to rectums.

Hubbard, of Indiantown, was arrested on charges including driving while license suspended with knowledge, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana, possession of hash oil, possession of drug paraphernalia, introduction of contraband and tampering with evidence.
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It’s been awhile since we’ve came across any incidents of fuckery involving folks concealing things in their orifices… This lady only had some baggies with pills, which aint shit compared to some stories we’ve covered (view see also links below)!!

see also:Police Recover Two Hypodermic Needles And A Crack Pipe From Woman’s Butt Crack!!

see also:Dozens Of Pencils, 7 Tweezers Found Inside Inmate’s Pussy!!

see also:Woman Found With Gun Inside Of PUSSY During Strip Search Pleads Guilty!!

see also:Authorities Find Pipe, Three Bags Of Drugs, And A Box Inside Florida Woman’s Pussy!!

see also:3 Syringes, $20 Bill, And Pill Found In Arkansas Woman’s Pussy!!

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source:tcpalm.com

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