Today’s HumanFuckery: ” I Couldn’t Control My Bowels. And He Was Right There.” Pennsylvania Man Explains Shitting On Another Man During Road Rage Incident! (6/12/2018)

” I Couldn’t Control My Bowels. And He Was Right There.”

Excerpt From Article:

He called the situation the regretable effect of irritable bowel syndrome — a common, chronic disorder affecting the large intestine, according to the Mayo Clinic.

“I’ve put up with it for years,” he said. “You get worked up and you’re going to have to go. … I couldn’t control my bowels. And he was right there. And it’s just as simple as that.”

It started Friday morning — state police said at 8:45 a.m. Weaver said he was on his way to the doctor’s office.

“I was having a bad day,” he said, “and it got worse.”

He said a car pulled out in front of him on Route 309, startling him, and he got angry and followed. They stopped near the intersection of 309 and Route 100 in Heidelberg Township, per state police, where Weaver said the two men got out of their cars and exchanged words.

Weaver said there was no fighting or physical contact, but the two were standing close together. He got stressed, and then, he said, it had to happen — he couldn’t control himself and wound up going on the other man’s pant leg.

“He was right against me. He was right there,” Weaver said. “I had to drop it. … He just got me worked up. Something was going to happen. I could have easily have missed him if I had turned around but it happened then.”
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Now we know the rest of the story!! We covered this incident of fuckery the other day and we took a educated guess on what happened and boy were we wrong!! We’re glad we got the full story but one thing that would be the icing on the cake in this incident of fuckery is if we had a picture of this man!!

source:lehighvalleylive.com

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