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Starr Kuctha, 21, of Mishawaka, is accused of consuming two roller grill hot dogs, a doughnut, two candy bars and a fountain drink without paying, according to police reports.
At 6:28 p.m. Tuesday, police responded to a theft call from an employee at Luke gas station on U.S. 20 in Portage. A Luke gas station employee told police she saw a woman taking candy bars off the shelf and eating them.
When the employee confronted her, the woman said, “You can’t arrest me!” and exited the store.
We at humanfuckery.com do not condone stealing by any means but… If this woman had intentions on dining and dashing why wouldn’t she attempt to do so at an actual restaurant rather than a fucking gas station!!! Oh and in case you’re wondering what the total was of all the goods she ate it was $9.51!!