Today’s HumanFuckery: Kentucky Man Faked A Heart Attack To Get Ambulance Ride To Hospital Cafeteria!!! (8/29/2018)

Man Fakes Heart Attack So He Can Get A Ride To Hospital Cafeteria!!

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A Knox County man was arrested at Baptist Health Corbin Friday after he allegedly faked a heart attack to take an ambulance ride to its cafeteria.

Around 2 p.m. Friday, a Knox County sheriff deputy responded to a report of a stolen gun at a Corbin residence, according to the sheriff. The sheriff’s department determined Kenneth Ray Couch, 35, was the alleged suspect, it said.

The deputy learned that Couch had been picked up by an ambulance at Dixon’s Market after he said he was having a heart attack, the sheriff’s department said. When the ambulance arrived at the hospital, Couch got out of the ambulance and walked to the cafeteria, according to the sheriff.

Couch was located inside the cafeteria, where he was arrested. He was charged with burglary and falsely reporting an incident.
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That’s one expensive ride for some mediocre and bland hospital food.. Unbelievable!!!

see also:Kentucky Woman Steals Ambulance Because She Was Tired Of Waiting!!!

see also:Arizona Man Claims To Have Stolen Ambulance Because It Was Too Hot To Walk!!

source:kentucky.com

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