Man Uses Cheetos To Try And Burn Down Ex’s Home
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A Massachusetts man was recently convicted of malicious destruction of property after he attempted to burn down his ex-girlfriend’s home while she was still in it, using the bizarre combination of Cheetos and a propane tank.
According to the Taunton Gazette, an investigation revealed that Shemroy Williams tried to light his ex-girlfriend’s home on fire in five different locations and even wedged a propane tank next to the house while there was a fire burning on the back porch.
Reportedly, police located him roughly 100 yards from the home with two lighters in his pocket and an empty bag of Cheetos; according to investigators, Williams had attempted to accelerate the fire with Cheetos. It all seems like a terrible use of cheesy goodness — although it does give a whole new meaning to Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Williams was sentenced to serve two and half years in jail for his actions.
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How does this fuckery even work? This story makes me wanna run to the store and buy a bag of Cheetos and attempt to set them on fire just to see how they burn! This guy couldn’t think of anything else to use to start this fire? This maybe a strong candidate in the humanfuckery.com end of the year polls under the category of dumbest crime/criminal act!
source:time.com
