Man Walks Next Door For Haircut After Crashing SUV Into Deli!!!
Excerpt From Article:
No customers were present when the SUV jumped the concrete parking barrier and careened through the large glass window at 8874 Milwaukee Ave. It came to a stop a few feet short of the deli counter where people usually line up to place orders, said Bryce Artmann, owner of Captain Alex Seafood.
“He got out of the vehicle and was asked to stay on site but somehow he took off,” Artmann said.
The 80-year-old Niles man, who was not charged, got out of the vehicle after the crash and walked next door for his haircut appointment at Hair Designs Unlimited.
Beauty salon owner June Saraceno was working when the man came in for his cut.
“He came in like nothing and sat down for his appointment,” Saraceno said. “When he finally told the barber that it was his car, (he said) he’s got insurance and he didn’t want to miss his haircut appointment.”
Police said no charges will be filed due to the man’s diabetic condition and because the accident occurred on private property. He likely confused the brake with the gas pedal
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We’re glad no one was injured in this incident of fuckery!! This man’s actions makes us think that this isn’t this man’s first rodeo when it comes to having an accident, he obviously knew that it takes authorities a while to respond to an accident so instead of wasting time standing around aimlessly waiting he utilized his time and got his haircut!!
source:chicago.cbslocal.com
