Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Wasn’t Drinking While Driving, Just At Stop Signs!!! (7/11/2018)

Just Drinking At Stop Signs!!

Excerpt From Article:

Stevens’s explanation, however, didn’t keep him out of jail on a DUI charge following a June 27 incident in Vero Beach, an arrest affidavit states.

Indian River County sheriff’s officials went to a McDonald’s in the 700 block of South U.S. 1 in Vero Beach for a possible disturbance.

A woman said a vehicle behind her in the drive-thru kept striking her rear bumper. She pointed to a vehicle driven by Stevens, 69, of Vero Beach.

Stevens said he’s never had a valid Florida driver’s license. Deputies noticed he did have an open bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag in the passenger seat.

Stevens smelled of booze, saying he felt “pretty good.”

He said he was drinking Jim Beam bourbon from the bottle in the passenger seat. He said he was drinking at “stop signs.”

“He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals,” the affidavit states.

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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

see also:Man Charged With DUI On Pink Bicycle Stolen From Little Girl!!

see also:“I Drink To Get Drunk” Minnesota Man Arrested For 28th DUI!!!

see also:Man Arrested For DUI After Riding Horse On California Freeway!!

source:tcpalm.com

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