Today’s HumanFuckery: Miami Man With No Arms Uses Feet To Stab Tourist From Chicago With Pair Of Scissors!!! (7/12/2018)

Armless Florida Man Stabs Chicago Tourist

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A homeless South Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.

Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight early Tuesday.

The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.

According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled.

A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. He was taken to the hospital.

Crenshaw has been charged with aggravated battery.

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When we came across this story on our Instagram feed we thought there is no way that this fuckery is true… Welp folks it’s true!! Unbelievable!!

source:abc7.com

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