Today’s HumanFuckery: Minnesota Man With Fetish For Slashing Exercise Balls Is Sentenced Again!!! (1/21/2018)

“Ball Slasher” Arrested Again!!

Excerpt From Article:

Christopher Neil Bjerkness, 40, who recently served six months in the Douglas County (Wis.) Jail for destroying exercise balls at two educational facilities, received his latest sentence Thursday in St. Louis County District Court in Duluth.

Bjerkness pleaded guilty in November to a fourth-degree burglary charge stemming from a May incident in which he reportedly entered an Essentia Health facility after hours and caused approximately $200 in damage.

The Duluth Police Department reported that Bjerkness was identified on video entering a closed area of the Polinsky Medical Rehabilitation Center, 530 E. Second St., and destroying an unspecified number of exercise balls just after midnight on May 23.

The Essentia incident was the first in a spree of incidents over two days. Bjerkness previously admitted in Douglas County Circuit Court to slashing exercise balls at both the Superior High School and the University of Wisconsin-Superior on May 24.

Bjerkness was caught in the act early that morning at the high school, where he popped at least 20 exercise balls valued at $40 apiece. UWS officials later discovered at least 10 exercise balls that were slashed in the dance studio at the campus wellness center, with surveillance video showing that Bjerkness had entered the facility about an hour before he was arrested at the high school.
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This story is just flat out bizarre. One thing we are wondering is if this man has a full fledged hard on when he’s slashing these balls… What a head scratcher!!!

source:twincities.com

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