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For those problems, though, one coastal police department is here to say: Calling 911 is not the answer.
The Newport Police Department posted to Facebook on Saturday, begging residents not to call the emergency line if they run out of toilet paper.
“You will survive without our help,” the post said.
The post then went on to explain that if residents do run out of toilet paper, they can get creative, as many people throughout history have done — even using the natural resources that abound in the region.
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SMH Really folks??? Jeez.. There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
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source:oregonlive.com
