Today’s HumanFuckery: North Carolina Man Steals “Jorts” From Sleeping Neighbor!!! (5/1/2018)

North Carolina Man Steals “Jorts” From Sleeping Neighbor!!!

“Jort” Thief

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) – A Raleigh man is in jail after police say he broke into a sleeping neighbor’s apartment and stole her shorts, according to a Wake County Magistrate’s Order.

John O’Donnell, 31, of 712 Tucker St., is charged with one count of felony first-degree burglary.

According to court documents, O’Donnell broke into his downstairs neighbor’s apartment while she was sleeping just before 10 p.m. on April 29. While inside the apartment, he stole a pair of jean shorts, documents show.

The magistrate’s order does not show that O’Donnell stole any other items from the apartment.

O’Donnell is being held in the Wake County Detention Center under a $50,000 secured bond. His first court appearance is scheduled for Monday.

We’re willing to bet that this man has stolen more that just jorts from this neighbor!!! We bet if authorities searched this man’s apartment he would have a trove of stolen goods that belonged to this woman!!!

see also:Former Norter Dame Student Receives 10 Days Jail Time From Stealing 650 Pairs Of Women’s Underwear Out OF Dorms!!

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