Today’s HumanFuckery: Pennsylvania Man Reportedly Tells Cops ‘I’ve Been Doing Meth And Masturbating All Day, And It Feels Great!! (3/19/2019)

‘I’ve Been Doing Meth And Masturbating All Day, And It Feels Great!!

Excerpt From Article:

An enraged man who threatened to kill his wife told officers he had been “doing meth and masturbating all day, and it feels great,” Bangor police said.

Borough police were called Sunday evening to the couple’s home in the first block of North Fourth Street.

Eric Farnack’s wife ran out to officers in a panic and said her husband was “out of control” and threatened to kill her.

The 46-year-old Farnack walked out of the house “in a state of rage,” according to police, and was screaming as he came toward officers.

Farnack was told he would be shocked with a stun gun if he did not follow officers’ orders. He reportedly got on the ground while saying he had “been doing meth and masturbating all day, and it feels great.”
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We said it before and we’ll say it again… Ladies and Gentleman… DONT DO METH!!!! For more tweaker fuckery feel free to visit the see also links below!

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source:lehighvalleylive.com

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