Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Recover Two Hypodermic Needles And A Crack Pipe From Woman’s Butt Crack!!! (10/18/2017)

2 Needles And A Crack Pipe Found In Woman’s Ass!!

Excerpt From Article:

Investigators said they knew Zachman’s license was suspended, and tried to stop her in the area of Southeast Ocean Boulevard and Southeast Monterey Road.

She slowed to about 5 mph and “appeared to be concealing something in between her legs,” the affidavit states.

When Zachman got out of the Toyota “her shorts were in a manner consistent with concealing something,” the affidavit states.

She handed over a $1 bill with crack cocaine that was in her shorts.

On the way to jail, Zachman started squirming.

Asked whether she had anything else, Zachman fessed up to having a pipe and a “rig,” or hypodermic needle, in the cheeks of her buttocks.

Investigators got to the bottom of things, recovering two hypodermic needles and a cocaine-smoking pipe.

This lady is obviously a rookie in the art of concealment in orifices…. The lady in the see also link surely isn’t!!!

see also:3 Syringes, $20 bill, And Pill Found In Arkansas Woman’s Vagina!!

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