Today’s HumanFuckery: Popeyes Robber Fails To Open Register, Steals Chicken Instead!! (2/6/2019)

Fuck It!!! I’ll Just Take Some Chicken!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

After a Popeyes robber could not open a cash register, New Orleans police said, he resorted to making off with some fried chicken instead.

The man entered the Popeyes in the 8700 block of Chef Menteur Highway in New Orleans East just before noon Monday (Feb. 4) and attempted to steal money from the register. But the register wouldn’t budge so he grabbed some fried chicken and fled the business, according to initial police reports.

Police later located and arrested Phillip Lee, 27, in relation to the botched robbery. He was arrested on allegations of simple robbery and simple battery. He appeared in court later that day where Magistrate Judge Brigid Collins set his bond at $13,500.

Well at least he didn’t go to jail on an empty stomach! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

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