Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas Man Steals From Target, Tries To Sell Items In Parking Lot!!! (10/8/2019)

Dumbass Steals From Target, Attempts To Sell Items In Parking Lot!!

Excerpt From Article:

When they arrived, police were told the suspect had stolen a phone, a Roku device, and bed sheets and was trying to sell the items in the Target parking lot.

Loss prevention officials told police they saw the man, Derel Largent, 42, exit the store with an open cell phone and Roku box without paying for either of them.

A search of Largent revealed a Dallas Cowboys polo, Verizon cell phone, Samsung cell phone, Roku device, a watch set, a hand towel, and a sheet set.

The total value of the items was $374.93.
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So instead of waiting to get home and attempting to post your stolen items on Craigslist or other local spring cleaning sites you attempt to sell the stolen goods in the parking lot of where you stole them from… You sir are the epitome of human fuckery!!

source:newschannel6now.com

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