Today’s HumanFuckery: Video Puts Connecticut Landscaper In Sticky Situation!!! (12/4/2018)

Landscapers Gets Freaky On Job!!

Excerpt From Article:

Police said the woman told officers she and Somley had been loading wood into a trailer when Somley said he needed to take a break.

After about 20 minutes, the woman went looking for Somley and found him in the home, standing there naked watching pornography on a laptop, police said.

in the home, standing there naked watching pornography on a laptop, police said.

When the woman questioned what Somley was doing, police said, he responded that he needed to relieve himself before continuing work.

Police said the woman left and went back to loading wood on the trailer. But, after a short while, decided that she, too, needed to take a break.

When she went back into the home this time, she found Somley naked and dribbling maple syrup on his body, police said.

Police said the woman confessed that this sight was a “turn on” for her and she demanded to be allowed to participate.

In addition to the syrup, police said the couple engaged in foreplay with blueberry jelly.

All the while, police said, Somley was taking video of the situation.

When the woman found out there was video, police said, she demanded that Somley delete it, but he refused.
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Wait what??? These folks were obviously doing this in someone else’s house?? Man…. There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:ctpost.com

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