Woman Gets Kinder Egg Stuck In Her Pussy!!!
Excerpt From Article:
The woman, who for obvious reasons remains anonymous, is said to have decided to take advantage of the leap year tradition, that sees women propose to their partners on February 29.
For her ‘romantic’ proposal, she chose to buy an engagement ring, put it inside a Kinder Egg and then insert it into her vagina.
The plan was simple – she would suggest some “finger-work” to her partner, he would discover it, retrieve it and then she would drop down on one knee.
“Equal parts unexpected, disgusting and I suppose, romantic,” writes Adam.
However what the lady hadn’t anticipated, was that the Kinder Egg would get stuck.
The egg had been inserted vertically but later turned horizontal inside her vagina.
“No amount of shoogling from either of them would get this particular goose to lay her golden egg,” explained Adam.
He added: “Remarkably, she was so keen to maintain the surprise she wouldn’t tell him what she’d done or why.”
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If this is just a teaser for the book entitled This Is Going To Hurt: Confessions Of A Junior Doctor by Adam Kay one can only imagine how many more incidents of human fuckery could possibly be in this book!! I will be picking up a copy of this ASAP!!
source:mirror.co.uk
