Today’s HumanFuckery


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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from!! Everyone have a safe and happy holiday!!!

We will be taking a short hiatus until the end of this holiday weekend!

Repost: Woman Offers Undercover Officer A Blowjob For 2 Soft Tacos From Taco Bell!!!

(Originally Posted 2/18/2017)

Tacos valued at $2.14

I honestly wanna know what the connection is with prostitutes and Mexican food (I dont really qualify Taco Bell as true Mexican food)? For those of you that are new to the site we covered a story a while back about a prostitute who wanted nachos and money in exchange for her services. FYI:The lady who offered the officer a bj for two tacos is the lady in the top row on the right!

Repost: Tweaker On The Roof!!! Family Wakes Up To Stranger Stomping On Roof Claiming He’s Meeting A DEA Agent!!!

(Originally Posted 11/15/2017)

Tweaker On The Roof

Excerpt From Article:

A man living in the home told deputies he and this three young sons woke up to Futch yelling, howling and walking down the road around 6 a.m. on Nov. 11.

Two hours later, the man says they woke up again after hearing Futch on the roof of his home near the 1800 block of 4th Ln.

When Futch was asked if he was under the influence he said he had injected meth at approximately 2 a.m., an arrest affidavit states.

Ladies and gentelmen… DONT DO METH!!!


Repost: Man Who Sent Prostitutes To Neighbors’ Door While He Watched From His House Is Sentenced To 4 Years In Prison!!!

(Originally Posted 11/5/2017)

Man Sentenced To 4 Years In Prison For Sending Strippers To Neighbors House

We covered this story previously in May (this link has a news clip included).This “crime” deserves a slap on the wrist (probation for example) not 4 years in prison…

Repost: Florida Prostitute Offers Undercover Cop A Blowjob For $25 And MCnuggets!!

(Originally Posted 4/30/2017)

Blowjob For $25 And MCnuggets

We are just gonna assume that it was a 4 piece nugget, shes gotta keep her figure for all the johns out there!

see also: Backpage Prostitute Solicits Officer For Cash And Nachos

see also:Prostitute Offers Undercover Officer A Blowjob For 2 Soft Tacos From Taco Bell

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Repost: Florida Woman Offers Undercover Cop Blowjob In Exchange For $5 And A Beanie Baby!!!

(Originally Posted On 10/30/2017)

Blowjob In exchange for $5 Dollars And A Beanie Baby!!

In case you’re wondering if Beanie Babies are still in business, they’re still alive and kicking… Anyways back to the matter at hand this is definitely a first for our site, we usually cover prostitutes who are trying to get food and money (view the see also links below), rather than Beanie Babies!!! Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

see also:Florida Prostitute Offers Undercover Cop A Blowjob For $25 And Mcnuggets!!!

see also:Backpage Prostitute Solicits Officer For Cash And Nachos!!

see also:Woman Offers Undercover Officer A Blowjob For 2 Soft Tacos From Taco Bell!!