Today’s Fuckery


Florida Man Tells Police He Has Sex With Pool Floats Instead Of Raping Women!

Man Tells Police He Fucks Pool Floats Instead Of Raping Women!!!

Excerpt From Article:

On Thursday morning at approximately 1:25 a.m., police stopped a suspicious person who had a large garbage bag full of deflated pool floats.

Christopher William Monnin, 35, admitted to stealing the pool floats, and recently a bacon-shaped one because he has sex with them, the report said.

“Defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women,” the officer said.

At a loss for words with this fuckery…

Drinking Urine Is A Thing And There’s A Meetup Group In Colorado!!

We guess don’t knock it until you try it… Nah we’re just kidding… This fuckery is just down right gross!! SMH!!

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