Today’s Fuckery


Drunk Florida Man Drives Walmart Courtesy Scooter Out Of The Store, Then Another Mile!

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John Davis is accused of stealing a courtesy scooter from a St. Petersburg, Fla., Wal-mart shortly before 11 p.m. Friday, then riding it out of the store and driving for another mile before stopping at a gas station as the battery started to run out of juice, according to Pinellas County police.

Making matters worse, police say the 58-year-old motorist was intoxicated when he drove the $1,500 scooter to a WaWa gas station, where he told cops he’d planned to charge the battery.


Man its been awhile since we’ve had a good scooter theft story, granted its not as good as some of our previous post but still.. Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more scooter thefts from Wal-mart..

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Woman Arrested For Attacking Uber Driver!!

You’re one stand up guy for not knocking this bitch into next year, to be honest no one would have looked at you any differently if you would have defended yourself against this crazy bitch!! We at wish you a speedy recovery!!

Florida Man Arrested For Botching Castration On Victim He Met On Dark Web!!!

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Deputies say Van Ryswyk told them he met the victim on a website on the dark web for people with a castration fetish. The sheriff’s office says he told the victim he had experience on animals and had performed a procedure on himself back in 2012.

“He also said he had done a similar procedure on a man in a local motel a few years ago that turned out pretty much like this one, but couldn’t remember the other man’s name. The man went to the hospital, but law enforcement was not notified,” the sheriff’s office said in its Facebook post.

Van Ryswyk was arrested on Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license resulting in bodily injury. His bond has been set at $250,000.

Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

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