Today’s Fuckery


Police Say Employee Unhappy With His Paycheck Plowed Into KFC!!!

This fuckery was well thought out by this fucktard… Jeez, all the damage you caused over this “discrepancy” on your check is not gonna cost nowhere close to what you were bitching about, dumb ass!!

View the see also links below for more KFC fuckery!!

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Home’s Eccentric Paint Job In Naples Attracts Criticisms From Neighbors!

WTF is this man trippin on?? SMH… There nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!

Florida Man Steals Goods To Pay For Ankle Monitor Fee!!

Excerpt From Article:
He began by stealing cigarettes from Hitchcock’s on Jan. 20. Two days later, he stole some drills, batteries and other items from work vehicles at a business on Masters Road.

While PCSO was investigating these crimes, they were informed that some guy named “John” was trying to get some money to pay for his ankle monitor. At this point, deputies looked at Parker’s movements and found that he was at Hitchcock’s at the time of the burglary.

At this moment, Parker turned up at the sheriff’s office to pay for his late fee on his ankle monitor. Deputies arrested him and charged him with three counts of burglary, one count of grand theft and two counts of petit theft. He was taken to the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office and held without bond.

In the past we’ve posted our fair share of fucktards attempting to steal while being monitored by an ankle monitor (view the see also links below) but never has the motive for their theft to obtain money to pay for their gps monitor.. This fuckery is pretty ass backwards if you ask us!!

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