Today’s HumanFuckery:Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing 66 Rolls Of Toilet Paper From Orlando Hotel!!(3/21/2020)

Florida Man Steals 66 Rolls Of Toilet Paper From Hospital!!

Excerpt From Article:

They said that a security guard saw 31-year-old Angel Hernandezcinto pushing a trash can to his van and put a bag inside. The guard peeked through the window and saw the bag was full of unused toilet paper rolls that belonged to the hotel. When Hernandezcinto came back out, deputies said he admitted to taking the 66 rolls of toilet paper, which were valued at $0.99.

Hernandezcinto reportedly told the guard that he knew a lady who was poor and had no job and he was taking the toilet paper to help her and her family. The arrest report showed that Hernandezcinto then apologized.

The report also stated that he is a cleaner at the hotel and had access to toilet paper because he cleans.


We’re sure that this man isn’t the only one who has access to toilet paper at their job and though “Fuck I might as well just help myself to this shit since I can’t find any at the store”?? We at wish this man the best of luck with his upcoming case..

Bonus Fuckery: N.C. Sheriffs Find 18,000 Pounds Of Toilet Paper And Other Products In Stolen Truck

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